...competition? Late competition no less? I think not. The dead cow is immutable. Leastways the aroma is.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a song about an old man...
He had a cow.
He had but one cow, and the cow died. He loved the cow better than his own child. When the cow died, getting grieved by the cow was going no milk and butter.
At home.
So, here come this song:
If you mourn for Dickie, I'll tell you right now,
He was an old man and he had but one cow,
Over hedges and ditches and fields he had plowed;
He ran for his life just to get to his cow!
Oh-oh-oh, wicked, Wicked Dickie done died
Oh-oh-oh, Wicked Dickie done died
If you mourn for Dickie, I'll tell you right now,
He was an old man and he had but one cow,
Over hedges and ditches and fields he had plowed;
He ran for his life just to get to his cow
Oh-oh-oh, Wicked Dickie done died
Oh-oh-oh, Wicked Dickie done died
When the old man heard that his cow she was dead,
over hedges and ditches, you see, he had fled,
Over hedges and ditches and fields that were mown,
he ran for his life just to get to his own!
Oh-oh-oh, Wicked Dickie done died
Oh-oh-oh, Wicked Dickie done died
Now I sit down and I eat my dried meal,
but I have no milk for to put in my pail;
I have no butter to sop with my bread,
now old Wicked Dickie is dead!
Oh-oh-oh, Wicked Dickie done died
Oh-oh-oh, Wicked Dickie done died
If you mourn for Dickie, I'll tell you right now,
He was an old man and he had but one cow,
Over hedges and ditches and fields he had plowed;
He ran for his life just to get to his cow!
...competition? Late competition no less? I think not. The dead cow is immutable. Leastways the aroma is.
Well you are technically first with the shop but...you are really weirding me out, man! [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...only just now...?Originally posted by Andyman:
...you are really weirding me out, man! [img]wink.gif[/img]
Well...yeah...far beyond demon weird. Nothing to have a cow over though. [img]wink.gif[/img]
You think? I might be having one of those "mental breaks" I've heard about...fun!
well, shit the bed...I started a blog
http://peeandvinegar.blogspot.com/
I am fucking pathetic. But it is cool to let all the puke out once in a while
Sir Ripper of Bendix! Rip/Strike! I was just thinking about you, if you consider thinking about you two or three days ago "just" thinking about you. Of course I have no idea why, now, but it will come to me. I like your moo cow blog. Cows are quite the popular subject today!
Ah Ripper, I see your into Pratchett too. I haven't read him in awhile. I need to pick another one of his books soon.
Oh yes, and way to keep the "cow" theme going in here. [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]
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